Vou cortar os pulsos
ISTO.
Hi, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.
Este tem absoluta prioridade de MORTE EM AUTO-DE-FÉ face inclusivamente ao Bettencourt.
Hi, I'm a guy. I'm single. I would never cheat on you. I would always text you first, tell you that you're beautiful every day, say I love you in front of my friends, never choose my video games over you, protect you, try my best to never make you cry, hold you and never let you go, kiss you in the pouring rain. Yes, ladies, I do exist. No, I'm not gay. Stop dating douche-bags and jerks. Date me.
Este tem absoluta prioridade de MORTE EM AUTO-DE-FÉ face inclusivamente ao Bettencourt.
posted by Pedro Sá at 10:40 da tarde
3 Comments:
Desculpa, apesar de concordar com a maioria da tua opinião, discordo num simples aspecto:
O BETTENCOURT não é ultrapassado por NINGUÉM!! :p
O Bettencourt é bem macho...seis milhões agradecem-lhe os bons momentos de disposição que nos deu:)
By the way, não te esqueças de cumprir com o que prometeste com o título do post:P
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